Team Magikarp is not a figment of your imagination. They are a guild filled with unicorns, bronies, mermaids, snipes and Barney The Dinosaur.
Gyarados and Oprah are the two guild masters.
This guild is run by a strong dictatorship and players are advised to keep away to prevent them from catching any harmful viruses or from falling into this underworld gang.
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